Two old ladies are walking through a museum
Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second,...
Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second,...
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls...
A hunter was rushed into the emergency room with a bear trap clamped onto his testicles. As the horrified doctor was examining him, he said “Man,...
After 30 years of marriage Jane as all women do started nagging to John her husband that he does not love her anymore and told him...
Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they’re all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They’re each allowed one thing to bring...
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or...
One night a man and woman went to his house to have s*** when he stopped her to say “I still live with my parents and...
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. “Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?” he...
One day my housework challenged my husband and decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What...
John & Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that...