It was a couple’s anniversary, and they decided to celebrate with a fancy dinner.
As they sat down at the restaurant, the husband said, “Honey, do you remember our first date here?”
The wife smiled and replied, “Yes, I do.
You spilled spaghetti sauce all over your shirt, and I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my chair.”
The husband chuckled and said, “Well, tonight,
I made sure to wear a white shirt just in case history repeats itself.”
The wife looked at him and quipped, “And I brought a bib, just in case.”
