A Little Boy Blows Up A Balloon
A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as...
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A Man Escapes From Prison
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a...
Two friends went into a bakery
Two friends went into a bakery. One of them sneakily took three pastries without the shopkeeper noticing and boasted about how clever he was for not...
My Wife is Cheating On Me
I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. It’s good that with a painter, and...
The children were lined up in the cafeteria
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of...
In a software design meeting
In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we...
I am speaking to my dog
The man say to the woman: Why are you not speaking to me?Women: Because I am speaking to my dog. Man: The dog can’t speak.Women: My...
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. Mommy,” the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you...
A tour bus driver drives with a bus
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers...
I was eating in an Italian restaurant
The other day I was eating in an Italian restaurant when I accidentally spilled some spaghetti sauce on my favorite white sweater. I wasn’t too distressed,...