My Wife is Cheating On Me
0I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. It’s good that with a painter, and...
Husband wife jokes
The children were lined up in the cafeteria
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of...
In a software design meeting
In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we...
I am speaking to my dog
The man say to the woman: Why are you not speaking to me?Women: Because I am speaking to my dog. Man: The dog can’t speak.Women: My...
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. Mommy,” the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you...
A tour bus driver drives with a bus
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers...
I was eating in an Italian restaurant
The other day I was eating in an Italian restaurant when I accidentally spilled some spaghetti sauce on my favorite white sweater. I wasn’t too distressed,...
A guy goes to an interview for a job
A guy goes to an interview for a job as a government accountant.The interviewer asks him, “Are you a veteran?” The guy says, “Why yes, in...
A man who’s wife was pregnant
A man who’s wife was pregnant couldn’t bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth. So he thought he’d ring up...
A professor a CEO and a janitor
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says “I will give you what you...