The children were lined up in the cafeteria
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of...
Husband wife jokes
In a software design meeting
In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we...
I am speaking to my dog
The man say to the woman: Why are you not speaking to me?Women: Because I am speaking to my dog. Man: The dog can’t speak.Women: My...
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. Mommy,” the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you...
A tour bus driver drives with a bus
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers...
I was eating in an Italian restaurant
The other day I was eating in an Italian restaurant when I accidentally spilled some spaghetti sauce on my favorite white sweater. I wasn’t too distressed,...
A guy goes to an interview for a job
A guy goes to an interview for a job as a government accountant.The interviewer asks him, “Are you a veteran?” The guy says, “Why yes, in...
A man who’s wife was pregnant
A man who’s wife was pregnant couldn’t bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth. So he thought he’d ring up...
A professor a CEO and a janitor
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says “I will give you what you...
God was just about done creating humans
God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how...