Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his toy
Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his toy train as his father cooked dinner.Little Johnny stopped the train and said, “All you damn aholes...
Dirty Jokes
A married couple was walking down the street
A married couple was walking down the street when an alien spacecraft landed in front of them. A married alien couple walked out and said, “Hello,...
An alien lord lands in the middle of the desert
An alien lord lands in the middle of the desert and demands to see the ruler of all this planet and make it bow to his...
Over breakfast one morning
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course I do,” he irritatingly answered,...
A wife goes on a retreat for work
A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and then...
Man sees a corn field
Man sees a corn field and decides to try and walk to the middle of it. The man reaches the middle and sees the devil himself....
A man dies and goes to hell
A man dies and goes to hell. There he meets the devil, who is going to show him to the place he will be for all...
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his...
You Must Be Really Clean
So a man walks up to the department store counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only...
A man and a woman who had never met
A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a...