Funny Jokes

A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have good news and bad news.” The client says, “I could use some good news. What is...

Three women worked in the same office with the same boss. Every day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when the...

A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he performed an experiment that involved a glass...

The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the...

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother...

A Husband and Wife went shopping together just before Christmas. The wife quickly noticed that her husband was missing and because they had a lot to...

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’...

A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her....

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them...