Funny Jokes

Two West Australian rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along when they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it...

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you...

Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the...

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s...

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks...

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told Jerry that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well,...

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks...

A young woman started work in the small English Village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The Chemist...

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck?!” He...