Funny Jokes

The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the...

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother...

A Husband and Wife went shopping together just before Christmas. The wife quickly noticed that her husband was missing and because they had a lot to...

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’...

A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her....

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them...

A man walks into a barber shop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight...

A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland...

A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen...