Funny Jokes

A blonde, a brunet and a red head were in a competition to see who could swim 60 miles accross a river. The brunet swims 30...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on top of a cliff. A magical bird flies to them and tells them that each one...

Three women escape from prison….one is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come upon an old barn;...

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane. The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn’t like it she throws...

Two hunters were off on their annual trip to the wilderness of Canadian to bag moose. As the seaplane landed on the lake in a remote...

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather...

Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, “What was your most difficult case?” The other replied, “I had a...

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other...

Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. “Once upon a time there was a white bunny…” “Jeez..dad it’s boring,what about science fiction?” “Ok, Ok”...

Two West Virginia rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along, they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and...