English man Irish man Scotch man are in a desert
English man Irish man Scotch man are in a desert, they got captured by the Germans. The Germans say, I will give you one thing before...
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A man and his wife
A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s**. The code is: “Making...
A newspaper editor announces that there’s enough money
A newspaper editor announces that there’s enough money in the budget to install a newsroom chandelier. The reporters huddle and send a spokesman to say they’re...
An old man is met by his attorney
An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to be audited. He rides to the IRS office with his attorney,...
An old farmer got up in the middle of the night
An old farmer got up in the middle of the night to use the toilet. As he was heading back to bed, he looked out the...
I gave my Marine buddy a gag gift
I thought it would be funny to give him a 30-piece wooden jigsaw puzzle, intended for toddlers, as a birthday gift, but it backfired on me....
