English man Irish man Scotch man are in a desert

English man Irish man Scotch man are in a desert,

they got captured by the Germans.

The Germans say, I will give you one thing before you die.

The Englishman man say water, the Scotch man say whiskey,

the Irish man says a car door. The Germans say,

why do you want a car door. The Irish man says, because when it gets hot, it can wind down the window.