A young boy were in a plane
A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a plane that was going to crash, yet they only had 2 parachutes. The lawyer proclaimed...
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A newspaper editor announces that there’s enough money
A newspaper editor announces that there’s enough money in the budget to install a newsroom chandelier. The reporters huddle and send a spokesman to say they’re...
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. Mommy,” the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, “I’m Eddie,...
Did You Stop Him
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes car to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with...
God was just about done creating humans
God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how...
A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris
A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full...
Two little kids debated whether Santa Claus
Two little kids debated whether Santa Claus is black or white. So the little black and white boys sent their letter in the mail to The...
My son celebrated his 15th birthday
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn’t? I celebrated my birthday in...
Johnny wanted to get his mom
Johnny wanted to get his mom something nice for Christmas but she’s hard to shop for. Passing a pet store he thought, “Hmm, a pet might...