A Man And A Woman Are Sleeping Together
0A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my...
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A Man Was Sitting Alone In His Office
0A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke and said, “And what will your third...
An Elderly Man Walks Into A Confessional
0An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,...
A man walks into a restaurant Ostrich
0A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man...
A Little Boy Blows Up A Balloon
A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as...
97 Year Old Midwife
Elsa, a 97-year-old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St Peter was standing there waiting...
Little Johnny Walks In Grandfather
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny. The grandpa replies “Well, does your d**k touch your a**h*le?”...
A boy is about to go on his first date
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife...
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter...