A husband and wife are moving out of their house and
are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box
under the bed, pulls it out, and looks inside,
where he finds two eggs and about $8,000.
He approaches the wife and asks, “What are the eggs for?” She replies,
“Every time I cheat on you, I put an egg in the box.” He says,
“That’s alright, you’ve only cheated on me twice.
What’s the money for?” The wife replies,
“Every time I get a dozen, I sell them!”
