Two old ladies are walking through a museum
and got separated.
When they ran into each other later the first old lady
said to the second, “Oh my! Did you see that statue of the
naked man back there?”
The second old lady replied, “Yes! I was absolutely shocked!
How can they display such a thing! My gosh the penis
on it was so large!”
Where upon the first old lady accidentally
blurted out, “…Yeah, and cold, too!”