A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she...
Husband wife jokes
I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.”...
A burglar entered into a religious woman’s house
Once a wealthy old religious woman caught a burglar ransacking her things. She had lived her whole life as a celibate, almost like a nun. ”Listen...
An inmate appeals for parole
Judge: Why should you be granted parole? Inmate: Within the several years that I’ve served, I have… Judge: What have you learned thus far during your...
A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre
A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man....
The wife asks her husband to pass her a newspaper
The wife asks her husband to pass her a newspaper. He replies, “Newspaper? Are yo really that behind reality? Technology has developed so much and you...
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the...
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going...
A couple attended marriage
A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication problems. The fighting and bickering during the session was so bad the counselor called for a timeout and...
My husband had an appointment with his doctor
One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all...