A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, “We need...
Couple Jokes
In a software design meeting
In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we...
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My...
The chemist looks at the blonde
The chemist looks at the blonde and says, “Can I help you miss?” “I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please,” says the blonde. “I’m...
A blonde decided she needed something new
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on...
A male driver is pulled over by a cop
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What’s the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least...
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?”“My mother...
A man who’s wife was pregnant
A man who’s wife was pregnant couldn’t bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth. So he thought he’d ring up...
Late one Friday night
Late one Friday night a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if...
A guy has a talking dog
A guy has a talking dog.He brings it to a talent scout. “This dog can speak English,” he claims to the unimpressed agent. “Okay, Sport,” the...