December 9, 2022

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?”


“My mother died in June,” he said, “and left me $10,000.”
“Gee, that’s tough,” he replied.


“Then in July,” the friend continued, “My father died leaving me $50,000.”


“Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed.”
“And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000.”


“Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.”


“Then this month,” continued, the friend, “nothing!