There’s a robbery at a bank
One of the robbers accidentaly drops his mask. He puts it back, but he knows it is too late. So he asks the closest man: ‘Did...
Couple Jokes
A boy comes back from school
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer...
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she...
Three men had broken into the greenhouse
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard....
You should see my wife
A guy sat next to me in the bus today and pulled out a photo of his wife. He asked me “Ain’t she beautiful?” I said...
An accountant and a lawyer were laying on a beach
An accountant and a lawyer were laying on a beach in Hawaii sipping mai tai’s. The lawyer started telling the accountant how he came to be...
A guy goes into an antique shop
A guy goes into an antique shop.He’s browsing around the shop and comes across a brass rat. He picks up the rat and is looking at...
I am a humble man
Nasreddin Hodja was boasting about the power of his faith. “If your faith is so strong, then pray for that mountain to come to you,” said...
An old man gets on a crowded bus
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips...
An old Arab lived close to New York City
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he...