Fish vendor
fish vendor: only 50 cents, very very fresh ,if you dont someone else will.thief: how much do you have fish vendor : only 50 centsthief :...
Couple Jokes
2 years together with my girlfriend
We are already 2 years together with my girlfriend and decided to get married. My parents helped as much as they could and all my my...
A little girl asked her mother
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so...
A man goes hiking
A man goes hiking. he gets tired after a while and finds a cave to rest in he sees a shining light at the end of...
A man and his wife
A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s**. The code is: “Making...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, “We need...
In a software design meeting
In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we...
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My...
The chemist looks at the blonde
The chemist looks at the blonde and says, “Can I help you miss?” “I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please,” says the blonde. “I’m...
A blonde decided she needed something new
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on...