A man goes hiking. he gets tired after a while and finds a cave to rest in he sees a shining light at the end of the tunnel its a magic lamp he rubs it and a genie pops out.
The genie says, “I will give you three wishes but there’s a catch, everything you wish for your wife gets double.”
So the man says okay.
First he wishes for a convertible, the genie says, “
OK your wife gets double.”
Then he wishes for a million dollars, the genie says,
“OK your wife gets double.”
Then his last wish is, “Beat me half to death.