Second grade teacher asks her class to use the word “definitely” in a sentence
Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher calls on him. He asks “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?”
The teacher says, “Johnny, that’s not a response to the question I asked.”
Johnny repeats, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?”
The teacher gives in and says, “No – farts do not have lumps in them”.
Johnny then says, “Then I definitely shit my pants.”