The chemist looks at the blonde
The chemist looks at the blonde and says, “Can I help you miss?” “I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please,” says the blonde. “I’m...
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A blonde decided she needed something new
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on...
A blonde and brunette are in an elevator
A blonde & brunette are in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on who’s just perfect: 3-piece suit, great build with a nice...
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked...
A male driver is pulled over by a cop
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What’s the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least...
Bill Clinton and his driver
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in front of the car. The driver tried to...
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?”“My mother...
Mary Clancy goes up to Father
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears. He says, “So what’s bothering you, dear?” She says, “Oh,...
A father buys a lie detector robot
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his...
Smith was hit by a car
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and...