Smith was hit by a car

Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven.


And everyone who goes to heaven has to work.


God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies.


Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out.


For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired.


As he was slowing down, a black baby came out…and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning.”