A man who’s wife was pregnant
A man who’s wife was pregnant couldn’t bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth. So he thought he’d ring up...
September 2022
Late one Friday night
Late one Friday night a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if...
A guy has a talking dog
A guy has a talking dog.He brings it to a talent scout. “This dog can speak English,” he claims to the unimpressed agent. “Okay, Sport,” the...
An old man is met by his attorney
An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to be audited. He rides to the IRS office with his attorney,...
A deer hunter just messed up another hunt
A deer hunter just messed up another hunt. This happened to him more times than he could count.He would spot a buck, aim, fire and miss....
A tour bus driver drives with a bus
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers...
An elderly couple is getting ready
An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. She says Oh I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn’t any in the house.”...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far offHe asked...
A woman and her little girl
A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the...
A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time
A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted...