A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven.
They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted them to their rooms.
The Pope’s room was spartan with bare floor, army cot for a bed, and a single bulb for light. They came to the Lawyer’s room.
It was huge with wall to wall carpeting, king sized water bed, indirect lighting, color TV, stereo, Jacuzzi and fully stocked bar.
The Lawyer said, “There must be a mistake.
This must be the Pope’s room!” St Peter said, “There’s no mistake.
This is your room. We have lots of Pope’s, but you’re our very first Lawyer!”