A small boy is sent to bed by his father

A small boy is sent to bed by his father…

Five minutes later: “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty.

Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No.

You had your chance. Lights out.”

Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…” “WHAT?” “I’m THIRSTY… Can I have a drink of water?”

“I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!”

Five minutes later: “Daaad…” “WHAT?!”

“When you come in to spank me,

can you bring me a drink of water?”