A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby
“Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray,” the priest said.
“No,” said the minister. “I get the best results when I stand with my hands stretched toward the sky.”
“You are both wrong,” said the Guru. “The most effective prayer position is lying on the floor.”
The craftsman could no longer hold back.
“Hey, guys,” he interrupted. “The best prayer I ever did was hanging upside down from a telephone pole.”
