One night a man and woman went to his house to have s***
when he stopped her to say “I still live with
my parents and I and my brother share bunk beds so
if you want to change positions say “lettuce” and if you
want to go faster say “tomatoes”
So they were getting it on and she was screaming
“lettuce, lettuce, tomatoes, lettuce, tomatoes, tomatoes”
Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said
“Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonnaise on me”!
