A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple,
“I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father.
” So the married couple decided that they would try this. So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said “I feel okay turn it up a lot more”
so the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said “why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not feeling a thing”
but the doctor warned them “this much could kill you if your not prepared”, and the husband replied “I am ready
“so the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t fell a thing
so they went home happy with a pain free labor, but when they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch!