If you think your life is bad

If you think your life is bad,

how would you like to be an egg?
You get laid once in life,

you only get eaten once in life,

It takes 4 min to get hard,

but only 2 min. to get soft, you share your box with 11 other guys,

but worst of all the only chick who

ever sat on your face was your mother.
Pass this to someone who needs a good lay, sorry I mean day.