Johnny wanted to get his mom
Johnny wanted to get his mom something nice for Christmas but she’s hard to shop for. Passing a pet store he thought, “Hmm, a pet might...
Johnny wanted to get his mom something nice for Christmas but she’s hard to shop for. Passing a pet store he thought, “Hmm, a pet might...
A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, “I have invented a new machine that you...
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course I do,” he irritatingly answered,...
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that...
A man’s been driving around a crowded parking lot trying to find a place to park.“Lord,” he prayed, “I can’t take this any longer. If you...
Once a wealthy old religious woman caught a burglar ransacking her things. She had lived her whole life as a celibate, almost like a nun. ”Listen...
Judge: Why should you be granted parole? Inmate: Within the several years that I’ve served, I have… Judge: What have you learned thus far during your...
Second grade teacher asks her class to use the word “definitely” in a sentenceLittle Johnny raises his hand. The teacher calls on him. He asks “Teacher,...
A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man....
A woman was notified that her grandmother just passed away and left her a big inheritance. The instruction were, “My dear I left you some money...