A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night’s dream.
“I was at an auction for dicks. The big ones
sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones for $10.”
The husband says, “What about one my size?”
His wife responds, “Yours didn’t even get a bid,”
and then she laughs to herself.
The husband wants revenge, so the next morning
he tells his wife about his dream last night. “I was at an auction for va-jay-jays.
The really tight one’s sold for $1,000 and
the loose ones for $10.”
His wife says, “What about
va-jay-jays like mine?”
The husband smiles and says,
“That’s where they held the auction.”
