A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided
to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for the entire time they
had been married, so they thought they may have a problem conceiving.
The woman decided to go to the gynecologist and see if the problem was with her.
She had been hard of hearing since she was little. The doctor examined her and came
in to give her the conclusions.
He said, “I’m sorry, but the problem is with you. You have insufficient passion and if
you ever have a baby it will be a miracle.”
The woman was very upset and went home crying. Her husband got home and asked
her what was wrong.
She said, “The doctor told me I’ve got a fish up my passage and if I ever have a baby it
will be a mackerel.”