A man and a woman had been married for ten years

A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided

to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for the entire time they

had been married, so they thought they may have a problem conceiving.


The woman decided to go to the gynecologist and see if the problem was with her.

She had been hard of hearing since she was little. The doctor examined her and came

in to give her the conclusions.


He said, “I’m sorry, but the problem is with you. You have insufficient passion and if

you ever have a baby it will be a miracle.”


The woman was very upset and went home crying. Her husband got home and asked

her what was wrong.


She said, “The doctor told me I’ve got a fish up my passage and if I ever have a baby it

will be a mackerel.”