A guy goes to an interview for a job as a government accountant.
The interviewer asks him, “Are you a veteran?”
The guy says, “Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam.”
“Good,” says the interviewer, “that counts in your favor. Do you have any service related disabilities?”
The guy says, “In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion removed my genitals so they declared me disabled… but it doesn’t affect my ability to work, though.”
“Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4.
Come on in tomorrow about 10, and we’ll get you started.”
The guy says, “If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?
“
“Well, here in the government offices, we don’t do anything but sit round and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point your coming in for that.”
