A guy goes to the doctor because his dick is orange;
Doctor looks at it and say, “yep, it’s orange alright”
Guy says, “why is it orange doc? What could it be?”
Doc thinks for a minute… then asks the guy, “do you work around dyes or paints or anything like that?”
Guy says, “no.”
Doc asks, “Any chemicals or solvents?”
Guy says, “no doc, I don’t even have a job, all I ever do is sit around watching pornos and eating Cheetos.”
