A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents,
“How was I born?” ‘Well honey…’ said the slightly prudish parent,
“An Angel brought you to us.” “Oh,” said the boy. “Well, how did you and daddy get born?” he asked. “
Oh, the angel brought us too.” “Well how were grandpa and grandma born?” he persisted. “
Well darling, the angel brought them too!” said the parent. Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: “
This report has been very difficult to write because there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.”
