Discussion between two future lawyers

Discussion between two future lawyers: I don’t understand why they rejected me!

I told them that I want to be a lawyer because I respect the law,

that I’d give my life for the Constitution and that I want justice for my clients.

What did you tell them?

I told them that I want to be a lawyer because of my hands!

You’re hands? What do you mean?

Well, I looked in my hands and there were no money..