Once there was a young man with a wooden eye
Now, he’s very self conscious of his eye. Every year, the annual village dance comes around, and every year, he stands off to the side, feeling...
Now, he’s very self conscious of his eye. Every year, the annual village dance comes around, and every year, he stands off to the side, feeling...
Judge: Why should you be granted parole? Inmate: Within the several years that I’ve served, I have… Judge: What have you learned thus far during your...
Second grade teacher asks her class to use the word “definitely” in a sentenceLittle Johnny raises his hand. The teacher calls on him. He asks “Teacher,...
Four guys are out playing golf when they come to a short par-3 hole. Two of them hit their tee shots onto the green, but the...
A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man....
An army grunt is telling a story about finding a scorpion in his tent… A marine, an army grunt, and an airman are having a beer...
I thought it would be funny to give him a 30-piece wooden jigsaw puzzle, intended for toddlers, as a birthday gift, but it backfired on me....