April told her husband how much fun they had at the beach during their Girls Day trip.
“But,” she told him, “it didn’t end so well for me.”
“Why, what happened?” he asked.
“I went swimming in the rough water, but I didn’t go far out because the waves were very bad.
Then I suddenly realized that all the turbulence had caused the bottom half of my bikini to come off.
I looked and looked for it, but it was gone, gone, gone!”
“For God’s sake, sweetie, what did you do?”
“Do? Why I did what any decent woman would do…
… I covered my face and eyes with my hands and ran as fast as I could to the beach house.”
