I am speaking to my dog

The man say to the woman: Why are you not speaking to me?
Women: Because I am speaking to my dog.

Man: The dog can’t speak.
Women: My dog can speak.

Man: How?
Women: Dog speak to me!
Dog: woof woof.

Man:Tthe dog is barking not speaking.

Women: This dog is not barking, my dog is speaking.

Man: You have to go to the doctor to check your ear.
Women: Where?

Women: To the moctor?