The man say to the woman: Why are you not speaking to me?
Women: Because I am speaking to my dog.
Man: The dog can’t speak.
Women: My dog can speak.
Women: Dog speak to me!
Dog: woof woof.
Man:Tthe dog is barking not speaking.
Women: This dog is not barking, my dog is speaking.
Man: You have to go to the doctor to check your ear.
Man: TO THE DOCTOR!
Women: To the moctor?