Goat’s Bad Luck

Two West Australian rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along when they came upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approached it and were amazed at its size.

The first hunter said.

“Wow, that’s some hole. I can’t even see the! bottom. I wonder how deep it is.”

The second hunter said.

“I don’t know. Let’s throw something down there, listen, and see how long it takes to hit bottom.”

The first hunter said.

“Hey, there’s an old automobile gear box over there. Give me a hand and we’ll throw it in and see.”