St. Peter is questioning three married couples
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. “Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?” he...
Husband wife jokes
One day my housework-challenged
One day my housework challenged my husband and decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What...
John & Jessica were on their way home
John & Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that...
A woman woke in the middle of the night – Funny Jokes
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear...
A husband and wife were in the room – Funny Story
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!”He backed...
My wife and I were comparing notes – Funny Jokes
My wife and I were comparing notes the other day. “I have a higher IQ, did better on my SATs and make more money than you,”...
