An old married couple who love each other very much

There was an old married couple who love

each other very much.
But each morning as he was waking up the

husband let out a huge nasty wet fart with

his wife right in the bed next to him.

The wife always says “One day you’re going to

fart your guts out if you don’t stop.”

Then one day the wife snapped she won’t take

it anymore and she got up extra early when downstairs

and got the guts out of a turkey and put

it in the bed behind.

She went back downstairs to wait and then she

heard the loud disgusting fart all the way down

the stairs and then she hears nothing for a long while.

Just as she’s about to go upstairs and check on her

husband he comes stomping down the steps and

he says “Honey you were right after I get my guts

out but with the grace of God and these two fingers

I managed to shove them back up there again.”