There was an old married couple who love
each other very much.
But each morning as he was waking up the
husband let out a huge nasty wet fart with
his wife right in the bed next to him.
The wife always says “One day you’re going to
fart your guts out if you don’t stop.”
Then one day the wife snapped she won’t take
it anymore and she got up extra early when downstairs
and got the guts out of a turkey and put
it in the bed behind.
She went back downstairs to wait and then she
heard the loud disgusting fart all the way down
the stairs and then she hears nothing for a long while.
Just as she’s about to go upstairs and check on her
husband he comes stomping down the steps and
he says “Honey you were right after I get my guts
out but with the grace of God and these two fingers
I managed to shove them back up there again.”