Judge: Why should you be granted parole?
Inmate: Within the several years that I’ve served, I have…
Judge: What have you learned thus far during your incarceration?
Inmate: Well I’ve had plenty of time to reflect which has really taught me that…
Judge: What will happen when you’re back in the real world?
Inmate: Could you let me finish my sentence?
Judge: Okay, parole denied!