A housewife, an accountant, and
a lawyer was asked,
“How much is 2+2?”
The housewife replies:
“Four!”
The accountant says:
“I think it’s either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures
through my spreadsheet one more time.”
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights
and asks in a hushed voice, “How much do you want it to be?”
