Paddy MacNamara, takes his wife to spend the evening at the pub for the first time. He lets her settle at a table and goes to the bar ordered beers for them both.
While he’s gone, an oyster like an oyster approaches Paddy’s wife and says:
You’re not bad you know … I feel like lifting your blouse and pulling you the bra with your teeth!
Paddy’s wife answers:
Dirty pig, will you shut up at last?
But the stuffed guy continues:
Waiting wait, that’s not all! When I take off your bra, I will attack your panties. At this point, I’ll spread some cream of whiskey on the buttocks, and I’ll lick your ass until there is no more!
Paddy’s wife starts shouting after her husband to come and help her.
But the guy does not become disconcerted:
Waiting wait, it’s not over yet: At that moment, I will catch your legs and I will lift them up while you have your head on the floor. Then I’ll spread your legs and I’ll fill your pussy with beer, then empty the beer with a straw
While the guy has just finished his speech, Paddy arrives. His wife said to him:
Paddy, I hope you’ll break the face of this ignoble pig. He said he wanted to tear off the bra with my teeth …
Paddy answers:
Do not worry, I’ll take care of him!
She keeps:
He said that afterwards he would stretch out my buttocks of whiskey cream and that he would lick them until there was no more …
Paddy then pulls up his sleeves, showing off his beautiful tattoos.
She continues:
Waiting is not over: He said he would put me on the head and he would fill my pussy with beer, and then he would drink beer with a straw!
Upon hearing this, Paddy puts his sleeves back in place, puts on his jacket and goes to the door of the pub
But where the hell are you going ?! his wife asks
Hey, hey! I do not fight with a guy who can drink so much beer!
