After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out
for a beer.
Corona’s president sits down and says, “Se�or, I would like the world’s best
beer, a Corona.” The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to
Then Budweiser’s president says, “I’d like the best beer in the world,
give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.”
The bartender gives him one.
Coors’ president says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, the only one made
with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.”
The other brewery
presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?” and
the Guinness president replies, “Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither