A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
The next week the man realized that he would need
his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning
business flight to Chicago.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence,
he finally wrote on a piece of paper,
“Please wake me at 5.00 am.”
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his
wife hadn’t woken him when he noticed a piece of
paper by the bed … it said… “It is 5.00am; wake up.”
