July 4, 2022

Two guys working late in a morgue

There were these two guys working late in a morgue,

when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman

in there with a shrimp in her vagina!”


The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing to a dead woman’s vagina?

Let me go see.”


Both of them went into the room with the woman,

and they both curiously looked.


Finally, the second man said, “You idiot, this

ain’t no shrimp it’s a clitoris.”


And the other man replied, “Well, it tasted like shrimp to me.”