An accountant and a lawyer were asked
A housewife, an accountant, and a lawyer was asked, “How much is 2+2?” The housewife replies: “Four!” The accountant says: “I think it’s either 3 or...
A housewife, an accountant, and a lawyer was asked, “How much is 2+2?” The housewife replies: “Four!” The accountant says: “I think it’s either 3 or...
If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg?You get laid once in life, you only get eaten once in...
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, “Doctor, I have a s**** performance problem. Can you help...
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read “Hey im sorry i had to tell you like this but i have been...
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took...
A couple of drinkin’ buddies who are airplane mechanics and they’re out at SFO and it’s fogged in and they have nothing to do. And one...
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear...
On their wedding night, the new couple is just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has a confession.“I...
One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave...