Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his toy
Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his toy train as his father cooked dinner.Little Johnny stopped the train and said, “All you damn aholes...
Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his toy train as his father cooked dinner.Little Johnny stopped the train and said, “All you damn aholes...
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