You can’t sit through an entire movie

You can’t sit through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz.

You think of the gadgets in your office as “friends”, but you forget to send your father a birthday card.

You say “voice number” instead of “phone number” as the majority of phone lines in any house are linked to contraptions that talk to other contraptions.

You back up your data every day.

You are so knowledgeable about technology that you feel secure enough to say

“I don’t know” when someone asks you a technology question instead of feeling compelled to make something up.

You understand all these jokes.