Three women worked in the same office with the same boss.
Every day, the boss left work early.
One day, the women decided that when the boss left, they would leave too.
After all, she never called or returned to work, so how was she to know they came home early?
The brunette was delighted to get home early.
He did a little gardening, played with his son for a bit, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to get a quick workout at the spa before meeting up for dinner.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband.
But when he got home, he heard a muffled noise coming from inside his room.
Slowly and quietly, she opened the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with his boss. Carefully, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, on their coffee break, the brunette and the redhead said they were planning to leave early again and asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
“No way,” he said, “I almost got caught yesterday!