Brilliant Tricks

A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen...

A  woman walks into the City Centrelink office, trailed  by 15 kids .. “WOW,”  the social worker exclaims, “Are they ALL  yours?” “Yeah,  they are all...

A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because...

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day – “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five...

A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our...

A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if...

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got...

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet....

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next...

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. “ I should be in charge,” said...