A Cat Died
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these...
I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation… only this year...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the...
A Man Is Driving Down The Highway
He glances into the vast fields and sees a farmer screwing a sheep. He is utterly disgusted. A minute later, he slams on his brakes and...
An unemployed man
An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor’s job at a large firm and...
After successfully passing the bar exam
After successfully passing the bar exam, a young man opened his own law office. One day he was sitting idle at his desk when his secretary...
A Man Escapes From Prison
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a...
A man had just moved from his big apartment
A man had just moved from his big apartment in NYC, to a big farm way out in the country side. Just days after he moved,...
Two friends went into a bakery
Two friends went into a bakery. One of them sneakily took three pastries without the shopkeeper noticing and boasted about how clever he was for not...
A writer
A writer came home to find his house burned down. His wife, who was crying and had minor burns, was standing outside. “What happened, dear?” the...