The Wife And Husband Were Quiet Thoughtful
0One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, ” When I...
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, ” When I...
A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I...
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist...
You can’t sit through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz. You think of the gadgets in your...
I took four tires to a friend’s garage sale and was asking $35 apiece. I needed to step away for a bit so I asked him...
Two Aussie men are standing at the top of a cliff. One has two budgies (a small parrot native to Australia), one on each shoulder. The...
A nun walks into Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. “What troubles you, Sister?” asked...
Peter goes golfing every Saturday.One Saturday, he comes home tired and five hours late. His wife asks him, “What took you so long?”Peter says, “That was...
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was...